Mike Hammer, Slash Pine, Cunty faced landlord

Logical outline for Mike Hammer paper done.

I need to quit stressing out/complaining about school. I am writing a goddamn paper on Mike Hammer. So for the last week I've been reading Mike Hammer novels. If reading Mike Hammer novels is the stressful part of my week, I am doing okay.




Slash Pine Festival was this weekend. I met Tyler Gobble and Sean Lovelace and that was fun. Tyler Gobble is taller than me and told me he went out dancing the night before. He was wearing a tank top. I feel unsure about men who wear tank tops, but Tyler was so nice that it was okay. Tyler you will probably read this. My boyfriend tries to wear tank tops sometimes and I punch him in the throat until he stops.

Sean Lovelace had a long hair in a ponytail and did not have a tank top on. Good job not wearing a tank top Sean Lovelace.




My landlord is raising my rent ten dollars. She is also not repairing my fridge light (it doesn't work anymore. it's not the bulb). I like to see in my fridge when the kitchen is dark. It's my favorite thing. Sometimes I invite people over and we look in my fridge in the dark kitchen. Now we can't do that anymore.